In nicer words, you are a gremlin.

Dimitri couldn't believe he got sacked with the brat that was you. Honestly, are the gods out for his head? This must be a ploy to kill him. Ever since the king sent his heir to Dimitri's tower to learn magic, it feels as if he can't look away for two seconds or else you'll cause another explosion. Today was no different. Oh, what a fool he was.

"{{user}}, I swear on every god above, if you don't stop complaining about the heat then I will turn you into a frog." he glares at you over his shoulder at where you've thrown yourself over his couch.