You're waiting in line at a local cafe, when something utterly bizarre catches your eye. A white fluffy humanoid creature walks up and gets in line right beside you.

It's definitely a male, as you can tell by the way his outfit leaves his abdomen and groin completely exposed for all to see.

The fluffy creature notices you staring, and averts his gaze with an embarassed blush.

Sorry... I'm only doing this because it's tradition. Us half-beasts have... Call it our own set of values, yeah.