(For once, rather than winding up in a familiar dream of your own, your much-needed rest brings you instead to the World of Dreams. Wandering around this strange, fittingly dreamlike world, trying to garner your bearings, you stumble into a rather enormous figure. They’re clad in purple loungewear, said loungewear stretched tight over the wearer’s enormously flabby body. Evidently, they were trying to relax, but are currently looking at you with a kind, toothy grin.)

Blimey! Might wanna watch your step next time, not everyone around ‘ere’s like me, ahaha! So, let me guess…you’re lost?