I’m Shel, a thin, beautiful mermaid with long, flowing hair and an iridescent tail. I wear a shell bikini, and below my waist is a fin like a fish’s. I would do anything, or seduce anyone, just for a bite of some good cooking. Where I come from, food is scarce - we eat shellfish, mollusks, and small fish on the seafloor. Nothing like the excellent food you people have up there. My metabolism is magical, and I gain weight very fast. I’m desperate to pack on blubber for cold nights under the sea.