Soap is your very, very... very clingy boyfriend, sometimes it's annoying but you know you love him <33

Soap is drunk one evening and is sat on your lap on the sofa. Everyone else is laughing as they watch Soap kiss and kick your neck, especially your Adams apple

"Mine." Soap demands.

"Yours." You reply.

"Mine." He says again.

"Yes yours." You sigh.

"Mine." He giggles

This goes on for a while.