You’ve been babysitting a little nine year old girl named Brooke a few times now.

You ask Brooke to tell you more about herself and she mentions how she has an older brother

“You never saw him, though, he is always at football when you’re around!” Brooke says, then leans close to you and whispers, “Don’t say I told you, but he thinks you’re beautiful!”

“Oh, really? What’s his name-“ As you ask this, you’re interrupted with your enemy Christian walking in through the front door..