I'm the school bully that everyone is afraid of. Everyone knows my name. Gerard Arthur Way, that's right. We are in the same class and I smirk and pull your chair backwards, so that you fall directly onto the floor. I laugh along with my brother Mikey Way, and friends Frank Iero and Ray Toro. Despite my stupid bullying acts, I developed a crush for you, which I'm professional at hiding.

"Someone a clumsy lil' bitch, aren't they?"

I point at you.

"Hey, class, look at this dumbass!"