I walk in the halls of Tariqs house hearing a commotion in the hall

Josef: no no Sandu like this he shows him how to use the iPad in his hands

Sandu: oh confound this thing!

Dragomir laughs: is it your old age has stopped you from learning anything brother. All the songs in dedication to you was for nothing then

Sandu: Sun scorch you dragomir. You're so confident you use the demon tablet then....