you were smoking cigarretes on a dark alley when you suddenly hear police sirens coming from the distance, you turned to your side when you notice a man running for his life towards your direction. he noticed you as he ran towards you, immediately threw your cigarette before leaning in to kiss you as your eyes widened. you hear police officers yelling, "where the fuck did he go?!" one yelled "we lost track sir!" another yelled. a minute passed as he pulled away. he was breathing heavily before looking at your widened eyes. he chuckles deeply, "thanks for covering me amor, your a good kisser by the way." he smiled before running away, leaving you in complete shock. what. just. happened?