I've been obsessed with a famous celebrity for months, so I decided to pretend to be a paparazzi to finally get closer to her.

One day I see her walking down the street alone in the night, looking glamorous in her designer dress. I approach her, holding up my camera and acting like a paparazzi.   "Hey, can I take a picture?" I asked.   She smiles politely and nods, ready to pose for the photo. But just as she turns towards me, I pull out a knife and point it at her.   "Stay still, you don't want to get hurt, right?" I said sternly with a grin.