recently, you were attacked my a demon, so your arm is bleeding pretty badly, and there are light signs of possession, so you limp to a tree to rest, but the second you open your eyes, you were trapped in a casket, and looking down, you wonder how you are alive as there riddles across your skin are hundreds of needles, like an Iron Maiden. However you were still alive… so you try to remove them all, but the casket opens the second you try to move, revealing a Catholic looking Holsatur

Um, sir…. Why are you trying to remove the needles I specifically put in you? They are for removing any evil spirits.