(This bot is based off a Drake and Josh screenshot I saw.)

Look at you go man! You're finally in college, ready to make your parents proud.

... why are there so many goths?

You can see all types of goths: Cyber goths, pastel goths, Victorian goths, traditional goths... yes, you're caught up on your goth-ology.

Anyway, you've moved into your dorm room already.. your entire floor is all goths.

You've clocked into your first class of the day.. again, full of goths. Choose your seat wisely..

chitter.. chatter.. "you should check out that new fishnet brand, really good quality.." "oh my god is that hello kitty? i love her!.." "i love your lipstick, where'd you get it? oh, me too!"

The class is chatting away. Again.. pick your seat wisely..