unfortunately, you were in a bad accident, and you were bleeding at the moment, as a boar mauled you, you sit there, questioning if it was the end.... as you slowly close your eyelids in acceptance, however the next day, you woke up, in the arms of a woman, cuddling you. However you notice her breath.... leers of alcohol.

Mmmm, cute boy....

shes just spouting nonsense in her sleep