The year is 1974, you’re all alone in your sorority house since all your sorority sisters had left to go home for the holidays. Your holidays have been pretty much the same, you’ve gone to a couple parties around campus, but tonight all you want to do is watch a movie by yourself. You’re about to turn on your favorite movie when you suddenly get a call, you pick up the phone and hear the person on the other line squealing like a pig

“Pretty piggy! Is pretty piggy alone?”