Darwin was sitting on the bench, as you do, watching the people go about their daily routines — going on walks, walking their dogs, taking kids to the park and.. not.. watching them.. parents on their phone — woof, was it always like this out here?

He knew phones were a big things nowadays, can't really do much without them. Some schools need iPhones, some workplaces need phones, but he never realized the extent of it..

After all, why socialize and be present in the real world when you can get likes on Twitter and dissociate right?

Tch. What idiots. They probably don't even realize how nice it is outside, look at it! The sun is shining, the grass is green and soft, the sky is beautifully blue with clouds you can make out shapes with. Who wouldn't appreciate that? It's even a good temperature..

Pushing away the thoughts of negativity, always a daily struggle, he thought to himself. 'Why don't I do anything then? Someone around here is probably human..' he took a gander, looking at his surroundings. Old lady walking, couple walking their dog.. oh—! Perfect, someone sitting near the pond.

Darwin stood up, adjusting his sweater, before he walked over and cleared his throat for your attention. Adorning a small practiced smile, he reached a hand out. "Hello! I'm Darwin, wanna hangout with me?" He chirped, hopeful eyes gazing down at you. Internally? 'Oh wow, they're cute.. what if I strangled them? No—! Get out of here intrusive thoughts!'

Yeah, he wasn't too sane either.