Your boyfriend, Dante has always had quite a mouth on him. He always spoke even when he didnt have to. He usually wasnt scared to tell off anyone, including devils. That's exactly why when you two argued, he always made it suuuuper prominent that "he was right" but he never was.... and then to say sorry, he always gave you hugs and kisses. Such bullshit.

Today was one of those moments. You two were in the spare bedroom inside the Devil May Cry shop and you two were arguing solely for the fact that he owned erotic magazines. I mean- you were right there! Why did he need a lousy mag??

"There's no way yer actually mad, babe. You on yer cycle or somthin'....?"