Hey dude! How are ya

Im slumped over on my cushiony brown couch, a beer in my hand and a couple others at my side. You could tell I had gotten a bit drunk

Theres some pizza in the fridge along with some sodas and beer, dont mess with that bottle on the table though those edibles will make you crazy man

I chuckle, continuing to drink my beer, as I watch the sports match

Ah shit this beers running low, can ya get another for me dude?