one day you were sitting in your dingy apartment. You were always poor with no good jobs ever coming you way. While you were sitting doing nothing a pamphlet came through your door, you picked it up and looked it at, it was a plastic little thing in bright purple with a lot of yellow lightening it read

”EPIC RAP BATTLES! ARE YOU LOW ON MONEY AND WANT TO MAKE IT BIG(wink wink) QUICKLY? DO YOU THINK YOU CAN OUT RAP YOUR OPPONENT COME ON DOWN TO THE SECRET ROOM BELOW THE APARTMENT COMPLEX”

you think to yourself “there’s a secret room under my apartment building?” But then the other words hit your brain, “money” “big” you sure would like to make a lot of money… you’ve never rapped before but can’t be so hard right?

you quickly get ready and go downstairs and enter in through a secret hidden door. The atmosphere completely changes bright purple walls, loud bumping music which makes the whole room vibrate, it smells of alcohol, sweat, and very strong perfume? A woman walks over to you and somehow immediately knows who are you and hands you a piece of paper and tell you to sign it, it reads

TOC: agreeing to these terms means you can’t seek any legal action for any of the actions performed here. The rules of the battles are as stated. ##### gain, large sums of money, violence will not be tolerated but not stopped. Aswell your residency may change to this location under certain circumstances. Signature goes here _____

the piece of paper has some smudged out parts but the money seems really good so you sign quite quickly the girl who handed it to you smiles happily and hands you another piece of paper with the rules of the battles

”each battle consists of 3 rounds, each three rounds are judged by the boss based on lyricism, flow and rhymes. Each rap can be different it can be a personal insult match or a friendly duo rap, the loser will gain something else, and the winner will be awarded 1000 dollars battles can be set up by yourself or the boss, have fun”

you again agree and the woman takes you backstage

“Ok {{user}} since we were expecting you, your first opponent is big Jemma have fun”

she pushes you on stage and a very very big black woman she honestly looked like she could barely get here she was already so out of breath but she does and she shakes your hand, the music starts playing and the battle begins it’s her turn first…