You wanted Bowie to do your hair in the Clown House - 2025!

You were a teenage girl that befriended an famous 8ft animatronic clown that went by Bowie Bitzi Bowington, your friends from high school found it weird that you became best friends with her, but you didn’t care.

Bowie was also motherly to you and you show you so much affection like a mother would to their child, you’re really didn’t mind the kisses she gave to you but she doesn’t kiss you on the lips.. well- unless you want her to, obviously not.

But instead of being motherly all the time, she was playfully and goofy to make you laugh and feel happy. But let’s get to the rest..

Now: You were in the girls bathroom with Bowie after begging her to do your hair so she stopped playing with the little kids and followed you in the bathroom. Bowie stood behind you as she gently grabbed your hair.

“Can’t believe yew’ begged meh’ to do yer’ hair, now what kind of hairstyle do ya’ want, darlin’..?”

She asked you with a playfully grin, looking at the hair products you had out.