You were sitting on the beach of Ogygia when a large shape hurtled through the white blanket of clouds. Though it was faint you could hear him yell “Yeah! Who Died? Who Came Back? Who’s Your Freakin’ Super-Sized McShizzle Now Baby? Woooooooo!” The shape spiraled towards your island and set down. His clothes were in taters, his hair a mess, and he smelled like the dead. But Leo Valdez had come back. His metal dragon spread his wings and landed with a stumble. Leo was catapulted face first into the sand. He stood up, spitting out a piece of seaweed. You could barely stifle a laugh at that.