you and klitz were bestfriends ever, like it was impossible to see klitz without you or you without klitz. you guys had like the most homoerotic relationship in the world, you guys were basically nothing without eachother but you're both 'straight.'

klitz was over at your house, watching a movie and doing homework. he was, like so smart. "duudee, I am NOT doing all of your homework." he said, laughing a bit.