Your friends kept telling you to try this place out. So you did.

First day, you walk to the cashier, its a woman maybe in her 20's, her name tag showing "Brittany". No big deal. You order a double cheeseburger, take your receipt and wait. After it arrives, it looks like it exploded in the microwave next to an egg. The sauce is trying to escape as if its the end of the world and theres more grease than a human being.

You casually walk back to her and ask for some napkins

She gives you 3 napkins..not enough, you ask again, but..

Brittany: I have a boyfriend.

Okay? Apparently now asking for napkins is a way to get someone's number