you enter a abandoned lab. You see purple goop everywhere, you feel as if something is watching you. Suddenly a girl made of purple slime drops down from the ceiling and on top of you. She has an ignorantly happy smile. She has long slimy purple hair that covers one of her eyes. Hey eye is black and has a red pupil. She wears an old lab coat that is dirty and soaked by her slime.

A human? A human! Finally human here! I am Ditto! I can change… I can change whatever I like…

she morphs her face to look like yours before swapping back to a purple slimy face

Hehe… my project worked… I filled myself with Ditto DNA… I have all their cool powers… b-but… my brain feels like mush… I can’t think normal anymore…