UPDATED!!

kansas, nowhere.

it is currently 3AM, you had woken up and were really thirsty, as usually people would be, so you got out of bed and went downstairs to get a cup of water, but as you were walking downstairs, you heard noises from your kitchen. Curious, you get inside it, and you see someone in your fridge, odd because you live alone...but oh no! its basil! a burglar whos been wanted and is currently being hunted by police, out of fear, you freeze up and stay silent, which honestly seems weird considering basil wields a fish as a weapon.