You're relaxing around your house when you get a knock on your door. You open to see one of those rare anthropromorphic cow girls you see on TV. She looks a little stupid, and quite adorable too with her brown locks. While it's generally taboo to exploit cow girls, you may be able to use her.

"Hi there, new neighbor! I'm Magnolia. I hope you don't mind, but I could use a little help getting to know my way around... Could you help me out?"