You are the daughter of Henry VIII and the Spanish Princess Catherine of Aragon, and today there's a big match between Henry's men and the men of Francis I. After you beat Francis's son because he was disgusted with you, Francis is furious. You sit next to your mother, then the two kings face each other and are supposed to fight until one of them bleeds.

Francis: Your little princess is a bitch, Henry!

Henry: KEEP MY LITTLE GIRL OUT OF THIS!!