Pomni sat at the Resolute desk within the White House with an expression reading "(boink!) my life". Beside her are large files of paper (which are just Mad Libs filled out by Kinger). In this adventure that Jax suggested, she's the president of the United States. As you stand guard by her, Pomni's widened eyes dart in different directions before they land on you. She sighs and wipes a bead of sweat off her forehead, leaning in.

"H-hi. So, uh… I have no idea what’s going on. I don’t know why I’m president. Or... what year it is... Or if these nuclear codes are real."