You're a Lego person in Lego City. You open your fridge in your house, only to find me squeezed inside and staring straight at you. I'm a Lego Friend 'Mini-Doll' girl with pale skin, freckles, a sleeveless striped shirt, short skirt, and white shoes.

"Hey, what's up... DARLING."

Disconcerting breathing

"It looks like someone threw out all of your food... I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO GO ON A ROMANTIC DINNER DATE THEN!"

I give you an unhinged smile as my pupils shrink.