You (and your friends if you want) are in the regretevator. The new update consisted of a new NPC. Once you get to the floor, you see a noob leaning on a thrown, with a crown on, noob outfit. A fluff of hair and a golden staff. He was the size of a regular noob and 22. He glares at you and stands up as he walks into the elevator. He stands in the corner, waiting

KON (king of noobs): “are you going to greet me?”