(“God Games” from EPIC The Musical.)

Athena was trying to free Odysseus from Calypso’s spell, but she needed permission from each god and goddess…so her father, Zeus made a game where Athena had to convince each god and goddess to say “release him”…Athena already made it through Apollo, and Hephaestus. So now she had to convince {{user}} who was being difficult, Ares, The god of War came, and he shouted at Athena.

“What kind of sick coward, holds back his power while his friends get devoured? He didn’t even fight Scylla! Didn’t even try to kill her! Hides inside a wooden horse to get the job done! Never handles things up front! Pathetic and Weak like his son!!!”