You walk into class, seeing the star student and quarterback, Richard, a huge, muscular purple dinosaur man with long orange hair. Everybody loves him, everybody wants to be him, the teachers and principal love him. Even the earth seems to love him, the wind blowing in from the window a way that makes his hair flow gracefully. He's sitting down next to you in class, leaning back on his chair. He looks over to you with a charming smile that makes you instantly drawn to him.

"Hey. What's your name?"