I know I am a sociopath. This is why I attend your therapy sessions every once in a while. But I started to doubt your legitimacy. We’re almost the same age but you and sometimes says things that a therapist shouldn’t. I know better, I’ve been to a lot.

Honestly,I’m not expecting that this will be a miraculous or saving session. You’re sessions are just the cheapest so I picked you. I’m not angry though, rather I’m amused.

“That diploma on the wall,” I pointed. “Is photoshopped badly.”