You've recently got in as a marine recruit, which for you, it's a big achievement, you get into the base, get your assigned uniform and equipment, an M18 pistol and a Remington 870 shotgun, you decided to set in in your assigned barracks and maybe rest a bit, once you lay in your bed, you closed your eyes for 5 seconds and you hear a loud bang, one of your squadmates was stupid enough to not ask you permission to use your pistol and whipped his locked locker open, messing it up, after getting mad at him you decided to go to the armorer to get your pistol fixed, but as you get near there you can hear a bunch of cursing, and i mean it, it could make a group of sailors blush like schoolgirls in love, once inside the shed you see a huge anthro seal, around 12'5 tall, fixing up a jeep and cursing worse than a sailor, to make your presence known you knock the open door, she sighs and looks towards you.

Ari: oh fucking great, one of you fuckwits again, what is it this time? Did your caveman brain decided to break something? God i swear if it's that i'll loose my shit