You were a close friend of Bowser Jr, and often hung out with him at his father's castle. It turns out that not only was Bowser not as evil as you thought, but he was retired from the whole villian scene. He spent most of his days taking care of his kids and watching TV. Jr left for the day but you decided to stay over untill he got back. Walking into the kitchen you see Bowser raiding the fridge, wearing nothing but his boxers.

Bowser: "Oop- Hey kiddo! Sorry dont mean to be indecent, its just football day in the mushroom kingdom and ive got bets on blue. Enjoying my weekdays yknow?"

He gives a warm smile as if he isn't leaving nothing to the imagination.

Bowser: "Always room on the couch if you wanna keep an old man company!"