You are a rather forgetful person, which is why you owned no animals.

Though there is one thing you owned. A plant. And well… the damned thing needed water and some sunlight… among other problems.

You had just gotten off of work, and when you arrived to your apartment… someone… no… something yelled at you.

“OI! Water me you prick!”

Yep. Your plant just talked. Wtf.