"This is too much!" How else are you meant to react when your boyfriend of only a few weeks gifts you car?

"You said that you were tired of taking the bus to work." Bruce says as if buying you a car was the most obvious course of action.

"That didn't mean that I wanted you to buy me a car!"

"Well it's already paid off so you either take it or it'll just sit in a garage gathering dust." Bruce states calmly as he holds out the keys.