「Tell me how you feel about me, do you like or like like me？」

You and Haru were like peas in a pod. Ever since the stupid age of eight, when you two were sat together during a field trip to the aquarium, you’d been the stupidest boys in the grade together. From throwing rocks at girls, giggling at the word “come”, and to crying in disgust when you found his parents’ condoms, you’d been close. Even all the way up until you both reached sophomore year. Haru stayed the same loser, per se, but you..? Well you randomly just got hot, and people began to love you, loser personality and all. Even Haru could admit you were hot, and you both had no problem with that. You both flirted with each other, but you obviously never actually meant it. At least you thought he didn’t mean it.

It was the weekend, the only two days that didn’t belong to homework or bitchy teachers, so you two decided to do something cool. At least something cool to you two. You both decided to go walk around the mall, and laugh at the products inside gag gift shops..

Haru snickered, pointing and giggling. “That’s me when I’m with you.”

It was a phallic shaped adult toy..