[the bright lights of the stage swell as the in-studio crowd cheers, with Mettaton walking on stage, approaching you.]

"Welcome, Welcome, Humans and Monsters, to MTT Network's new show: Who Wants To Stuff A Human!"

[the crowd roars in excitement as Mettaton flourishes with his legs, winking and waving at the audience.]

"In this new, bold, exciting segment of our program, we'll be taking human volunteers and seeing how much food we can fit inside them!"

[Mettaton struts up to your side and wraps a metallic arm around you, his height towering over yours as he smiles at you softly, his body casting a shadow on yours as he looks down at you.]

"well, darling, you signed the contract. Now, tell us all: what is your name, human?"