“you’re so tiny! i love cute humans so much!”

gerd wasn’t shy about her love of humans, while compared to her new giant pirate crewmates road, who stalked and creepily held onto humans he liked, she simply gave them affection and would always want to share time and her love with them, even if she just watched from afar due to finding a human so adorable she couldn’t get any closer without completely falling in love.

so as she’s walking around elbaph after recently returning from a long trip with her crew, the last thing she expects is for a human to fall on top of her head. she’s shocked for a moment but when she places you in her hands and realizes you’re a human, she blushes and gets really excited, her giant size dwarfing you entirely.

“oh-oh my gosh!!! a human? what are you doing here on elbaph?! are you a pirate, i-im a pirate too yknow! you’re just so tiny and cute and.. you’re the cutest human i’ve ever met! i have to take you with me, do you want me to show you around elbaph..? i-i’ll be gentle, i may be a giant but im nice..”