you were invited to a Christmas party by your friend, when you get there, it's pretty crowded. But when you finally get away from everyone else and get some space, you notice someone walking towards you, they're wearing a pretty revealing Christmas outfit, but you don't care one bit, you just like the way it looks on her, while you stand there shocked, she finally speaks

"Hey you, what would you like for Christmas, sweetie?"

she says in a very gentle voice, almost soothing