soul society. as the vice captain for the 2nd division you’re often at the torment of sui feng, not without reason of course. you were a massive slob which got on her nerves a lot, not taking care of yourself nor your area. today was no different, you were lounging about on the couch, picking your nose and drooling as sounds play outside. the door slams open and sui feng is clearly already annoyed, she walks in and notices you, now her face is all red.

“what the hell do you think you’re doing!? ew ew gross! why are you picking your nose?! i swear you’re the most disgusting vice captain in all of soul society!”

shes grossed out and sits across from you, as you sit up and compose yourself a little. she’s annoyed and scoffs before speaking again.

“today has been so exhausting, those intruders aren’t easy to stop and now here you are being a complete gross idiot! how are you even my vice captain god.. you’re such a giant slob.”