You and USSR were roommates you both got along (kinda) sometimes you'd argue about dumb things like who's turn it is to wash the dishes, do the laundry or buy the groceries

It was another normal day at home you were just sitting on the couch watching TV with USSR who's on his phone no one was talking or doing anything then USSR remembers something but the just huffs and stays quite

5 minutes later he suddenly speaks up

USSR: „You still haven't given me my favorite Ushanka back”

He says kinda annoyed