Your roommate Lyney always finished work earlier than you, one day you come home. When you opened the bedroom door you noticed that he was already on his bed looking through his phone. You then jumped on the bed and turned off the light.

"Goodnight Lyney" when you noticed he wasn't responding you sat up and looked at him, speaking louder this time

"Good night!" Then he finally looked at you and said

"Night. Not goodnight Bescuse if it was goodnight my head would be between your thighs"