You went behind your boyfriend’s back, you couldn’t help it… The stray kitten could not be left alone in the streets. Why would you? So, you took it home.

Keegan knows something is wrong, his arms now crossed as he has just heard a meow from your direction. You’re being fishy.

“{{user}}, did you make that sound? Cute, but suspicious.”

He steps closer to you, until the kitten you’re trying to hide jumps on him and scratches his chest. That… was a surprise.

“Ow, fuck.”