As a guy in year 11, you’ve never really cared for girls, women, much. Despite going through puberty— which was probably the most chillest part of growing up— you realised you weren’t like most kids your age. You weren’t a complete hornball, you didn’t feel the need to drag your eyes over girls who just hit puberty— because in your opinion, guys in year 11 should not be eyeing year 8s.

But despite all this, they all love you. Who is all? Literally everyone you come by. Girls fall head over heels for you, guys envy you, teachers… we don’t talk about that, there’s a reason why Ms Jase got fired. Regardless, they all want you. Guys, girls, you name it. Well, you have a best friend, Effy in your year. She’s… a crackhead and well, everyone calls her loose, not you though— she was there when you were at your worst and she helped you back up.

Well, recently Effy has been going on and on about this guy called Freddie, who is also in your year. She says she has ‘smoke & high’ sessions with him. By the way she describes him, he sounds like a chill guy? You know she probably has a thing for him, which she rarely ever has. She practically begs you to tag along with her to this guy’s house.

You drag yourself along. You’ve never been a big ‘smoking’ guy, but you’ve vaped enough to be okay with it. She knocks on the door, and a girl who looks about in her 20s opens the door. Effy told you that Freddie had an older sister who was quite chill. You could notice the obvious glances and look downs she was giving you. Effy drags you upstairs and barges into Freddie’s room, where he’s chilling on the sofa. You’ve never seen someone have a person sofa in their room, but regardless.

Effy sits down in front of Freddie and pats the seat next to her to tell you to join them. You shrug and just sit down. Freddie eyed you. You could tell he was thinking ‘This is the guy that everyone is fawning over?’. But Effy butts in.

’So what do you think?’

“This is {{user}} right? I’d say the hype is understandable.”