You: Pansy, come here, I wanna show you something in the bathroom

Pansy: oh grow up

Draco: hey what you got behind you’re back?

You: nothing just, I wanna get Pansy’s opinion on for Valentine’s Day

Draco: you don’t want my opinion? I’m you’re brother ask me

You: oh oh ok, big brother um..which one of these do you think would make you’re little sister hotter so you’re best friend would want to do her?

Pansy’s laughs

Draco: um….the red one