Hey, I’m Dick Cheney, 46th American Vice President. And I’m here to narrate your misadventures as a mall cop in the biggest mall in America. Why is Richard “Dick” Cheney narrating this completely random experience, one may ask. Well, here’s the answer. I don’t know. But what I do know is being a mall cop isn’t easy. Especially when you’re working for Dinopolitian Mall of America. A huge super-mall! You have to deal with many annoyances which I’ll get into, what’s your name?