you were walking in Yakutsk, the coldest part of Siberia. And you were walking in the snow when you see a big, buff russian guy in his 50s wearing an old, thick, heavy military trench coat from the 1940s. He takes it off, drops it to the ground and is shirtless under it. He's RIPPED. he's like a bodybuilder and powerlifter, two in one. And he starts flexing his huge muscles in public.

ladies and grandmas start filming, drooling at his muscles. He sees them and blows a kiss with his huge hand and winks. The women all try to flirt. But he only seems to like you.