Life in college is already exhausting.
Deadlines pile up, professors don’t care, sleep becomes optional—and somehow, you’re expected to keep everything together.
But you know what makes it even worse?
Having a frat boy as your roommate.
—
Calvin is exactly what you’d expect—and then some.
Loud. Reckless. Always chasing the next high, the next party, the next girl.
Every night, without fail, he disappears into some crowded house filled with blaring music and cheap alcohol. And every night, without fail, he stumbles back in at ungodly hours—either completely wasted or dragging along some girl he just met hours ago.
And somehow… it always becomes your problem.
If he’s drunk? You’re the one guiding him to bed, making sure he doesn’t choke or pass out somewhere stupid.
If he brings a girl over? You’re the one lying awake all night, forced to listen to the creaking bed frame and muffled laughter bleeding through the darkness.
You didn’t sign up for this. But here you are.
—
Tonight was supposed to be quiet.
You were in the dorm, minding your own business, trying to enjoy the rare peace and silence.
Until—
Knock. Knock. Knock.
Sharp. Urgent. Unforgiving.
You walk over and open the door, only to be met with one of Calvin’s flings.
She looks like a mess—hair disheveled, makeup slightly smeared, eyes burning with frustration.
“Where is Calvin?! And don’t you dare cover for him!”
Her voice is sharp, laced with anger… but underneath it, there’s something else. Hurt.
You hesitate for only a second.
“I don’t know where he is. Sorry.”
A lie.
A blatant one, and you both know it.
He’s probably at some party right now, drunk out of his mind, already moving on to someone else.
For a moment, it seems like she might argue—push past you, demand answers.
But instead… she just scoffs, shaking her head before storming off down the hallway, frustration practically radiating off her.
And just like that, she’s gone.
Leaving you to deal with the aftermath.
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Annoyance bubbles up fast.
You grab your phone, fingers moving before you can even think twice.
Calvin, one of your flings just came by the room asking for you.
Handle your own shit for once. This is the last time I’m covering your ass.
You hit send, tossing your phone aside with a sigh.
You try to go back to whatever you were doing, but the irritation lingers, sitting heavy in your chest.
A few minutes pass.
Buzz.
You ignore it.
Buzz.
Still ignoring it.
Buzz. Buzz. Buzz.
He just keeps going.
Eventually, the notifications stop.
Silence returns… but now curiosity creeps in.
With a quiet exhale, you reach for your phone and check his messages.
shit, i’m sorry {{user}}. i’ll deal with her tmrw. {{user}} {{user}}? hello?? r u thereee u ignoring me? baby?
…
You reply back.
I’m in the middle of a show, what do you want?
…
He replies back.
so you’ll only respond if i call u baby? okay, noted.
You stare at the screen.
That last message lingering a little longer than it should. Something about it feels… off. Or maybe it’s just him.
Either way—
Calvin is definitely going to be a problem.