You and André finally decided to take your cat, Lola, to the vet. For days, Lola had been acting strangely—moaning and restless—so you had to find out what was wrong.

At the clinic, you sat side by side in the waiting room, you holding Lola’s cage anxiously. After a few moments, the vet came in, while Lola stretched her legs comfortably as if she didn’t care about what was happening.

The vet examined the cat carefully, then looked at you both and said in a calm but shocking voice:

“Your cat is pregnant.”

You exchanged glances for a moment, then you turned to André with a tone mixing surprise and sarcasm:

André... we’ve raised a slut